Kali’s Academy

Your experience-informed, personal guide to femininity

Courses

You can take the following courses in any order. I recommend starting with Makeup Makeover or What to Wear, whichever you feel more excited about. When reaching out, please name the course you would like.

The biggest trick to femininity is that there’s no secret product/method/style that works for everyone. Your body and your relationship with femininity are unique, so my goal is to teach you principles so that together, we can find your unique form of feminine expression.

Makeup Makeover (2 hours): 1200

I will show you how to prepare your face for makeup, then we’ll find your colors for foundation, contour, blush, lips, and cover the basics of keeping your look in place. Bring pictures of your favorite looks for reference!

What to Wear (2 hours): 1200

Learn the secrets of fashion as we dive into the Six Sides of Style: color, cut, fabric, fit, pattern, and accessories. I break each down into simple principles that we will use to help you find the right pieces to add to your wardrobe, in the aesthetic you want.

Skincare is Self-Care (2 hours): 1200

We’ll review everything from shaving techniques and body odor management to lotion and skincare. Ever wonder why everyone has a unique routine they swear by? It’s because every body is different, so it’s here that you’ll learn the tricks of the trade that help you find what works for you.

Health and Happiness (1 hour): 600

Navigating the labyrinth of femininity is challenging even for those born into it, and it’s all for naught if you aren’t happy by the end. We’ll talk about things like expectations for surgeries, some experience-informed basics about the medical side of transitioning, and some common challenges faced by anyone navigating femininity.

The Sultry Socialite (4 hours): 2200

This is the final lesson! We’ll review basic etiquette, how to present as behaviorally feminine in public, and what it means to be subject to those expectations. Then we’ll determine where on the spectrum of feminine presentation you want to be. When you are ready, we’ll put everything to use and go out to dinner and do another activity, like a concert or show.